Indonesia is what happens when 17,000-ish islands, hundreds of volcanoes, questionable infrastructure and absolutely no respect for your itinerary get thrown across the equator.

And holy shit, does it work.

Most people hear Indonesia and immediately think Bali.

That’s adorable.

Bali is the gateway drug. Keep going and Indonesia gets progressively more ridiculous. Java has volcanoes that roar like jet engines. Kawah Ijen lets you hike into an acidic crater in the middle of the night because apparently normal sightseeing wasn’t dangerous enough. Komodo has giant prehistoric lizards. Sumbawa has whale sharks. There are waterfalls hiding in jungles, pink beaches, ancient temples, manta rays, volcanic lakes and entire islands most tourists couldn’t identify on a map.

Indonesia routinely looks Photoshopped.

Getting to those places is where the fuckery begins.

Traffic can turn 30 kilometers into a meaningful life commitment. Ferries have an occasionally philosophical relationship with schedules. Roads can deteriorate into optimistic suggestions. Google Maps will confidently send you up a mountain, through someone’s village and possibly into agricultural infrastructure before announcing YOU HAVE ARRIVED.

No, Google. I absolutely fucking haven’t.

But that’s exactly why Indonesia keeps pulling me back.

It’s chaotic, humid, unpredictable, cheap, spectacularly beautiful and almost impossible to fully explore.

Come to Bali. Drink the smoothie bowl. Take the obligatory sunset photo.

Then get the fuck off Bali.

Because Bali is fantastic.

But Indonesia is fucking insane.

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